Trix Send Muscle Hamster to Labor Camp to Generate Electricity for North Korea

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General Far East has stripped Doug Martin aka Muscle Hamster of Far East citizenship and sent him to a labor camp in Siberia operated by the North Koreans to generate electricity for that peninsular purgatory.

Sources in the Far East headquarters, Russia's Far East region and North Korea all confirmed the news, first reported by FOX-Far East on Sunday.

Martin has been a disappointment in fantasy football this season, but he's know for his tenacity and devotion to running, which apparently the Young Great Leader of the rogue state liked as a solution to the unreliable electricity situation in the North.  While he may be rescued from the tireless wheel spinning in the coming weeks by other PSAS franchises looking for bye-week fill-ins, his work in the Far East fantasy land is apparently over after the General drafted him for $36 in the 2014 Draft and high expectations were placed on him.  Waiver pick-ups Ahmad Bradshaw and Denard Robinson will handle the RB2 position moving forward, according to the source in the Far East headquarters.

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