CGG and Stock Market Week 6: The Yardz iz Right

Everybody in Zimbambwe picked The Trichs over BDT too.

HomeSpunNeckBloodz has set the market value for an attractive waiver wire pickup pretty high; so just remember, even though you may have plenty of money, there's never enough. Because of league parity, and a disproportianetly large bottom "quarter" the stock market continues to be bullish. Don't miss out on the hyperinflation. Get your picks in. 

Apparently, Fortuna's Wheel has more slotz in it than a Casino/Brothel in Tijuana, because Goerring's Gang is offering a new game for all you sharply dressed playas. This weeks game is called The Yardz iz Right. Here's how you play: Pick a player RB/WR/TE, and whichever player picked from has THE MOST YARDS WITHOUT GOING OVER 100 WINS THE GAME.

Barker's Beauties often go over 100, but everyone still wins.

If you happen to be watching a game where your player has 92 yards late in the fourth quarter, and his team has the ball, feel free to film yourself as he does/doesn't break 100 yards. Your submissions will be intercut with something horrible that you shouldn't cheer for or against, and everyone will laugh.

STOCK MARKET: 
1-3  - Blue Chip
4-6  - Red Chip
7-9 - Penny Stock
10-14 - Junk Bonds

Here's a chart for the payouts. If a bluechip beats a bluechip, you make 5 extra Bankerbitez (plus getting your five bankerbitez investment back). If a Blue Chip team beats a Junk Bond team you get 2 extra Bankerbitez (plus getting your five Bankerbitez investment back). As always, the game of the week is only 2 Bankerbitez to play.

                    Blue Chip      Red Chip       Penny Stock        Junk Bond

Blue Chip            5                 4                      3                        2

Red Chip            10               5                       4                        3

Penny Stock        15                10                   5                        4

Junk Bond          20                15                   10                        5


So, that being said, this week's Matchupz are as follows, seeds are listed in parentheses, so 1-3 are the Blue Chip franchises, 4-6 are Red Chip, etc...:

Dijonnaise All Stars (5) vs GrossmanSachs (11) Gio's Foster Parentz Home Inspection
BDT (7) vs SF Ferries (12) - Asexual Toad Monster Freedom Bowl brought to you by Cali Unchained
AEthernauts (6) vs The Goslings (13) - AngelGoz
Polk High Panthers (1) vs TakingTigerMountain (3)  - Papa John's Censored Photo Bowl **** GAME OF THE WEEK *****
Phat Girlz (9) vs Tusken Raiders (4) - Mo'Nique's Most Dangerous Game in the Desert
Trichs (8) vs Pelican Brief (2) - A Time to Pull 
PrimordialLifestylez (14) vs HomeSpunNeckBloodz (3) - Busch Lite Gatorbatin ATV Race

Make your picks before kickoff Thursday.