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Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Stock Market Week 6


Here we go, Gents. Stock Market offerings for week 6. The fifth verse is pretty similar to the fourth. THE GAME OF THE WEEK PICK WILL ONLY COST YOU TWO BANKERBITEZ. If you get it right the payout is still the same. Because there will be more bets made on the game of the week pick, they will only pay .5 Bankerbitez (rounded down, obvs) per investment to the owners of the team. The investments were meant to help the bottom feeders, so I'd hate to reward the bluebloods just for having a good matchup.

1-3  - Blue Chip
4-6  - Red Chip
7-9 - Penny Stock
10-14 - Junk Bonds

Here's a chart for the payouts. If a bluechip beats a bluechip, you make 5 extra Bankerbitez (plus getting your five bankerbitez investment back). If a Blue Chip team beats a Junk Bond team you get 2 extra Bankerbitez (plus getting your five Bankerbitez investment back).

                    Blue Chip      Red Chip       Penny Stock        Junk Bond

Blue Chip            5                 4                      3                        2

Red Chip            10               5                       4                        3

Penny Stock        15                10                   5                        4

Junk Bond          20                15                   10                        5


So, that being said, this week's Matchupz are as follows, seeds are listed in parentheses, so 1-3 are the Blue Chip franchises, 4-6 are Red Chip, etc...:

Dijonnaise All Stars (6) vs Taking Tiger Mountain (2) ENO/ORO BOWL **** GAME OF THE WEEK *****
GrossmanSachs (8) vs SF Ferries (13) - Bamboo Panda Race
AEthernauts (9) vs HomeSpunNeckBloodz (7) - Kenji's Transhumanist Nightmare Quickening
Polk High Panthers (1) vs Phat Girlz (10)  - Little Caesar's West Virginia/Kentucky Shootout
The Goslings (11) vs Tusken Raiders (5) - Perfect Strangers Bowl
Trichs (12) vs BuildingDwellingThinking (4) - Medicinal Mildcat Fight
PrimordialLifestylez (14) vs Pelican Brief (3) - Beastcoast Carpet vs Curtains Showdown

Make your picks before kickoff Thursday. 

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