Stock Market and CGG Week 8: Quality over Quanity

Another week, another high bid for a new starting running back (maybe for realz this time). The Mountain picked up Mike James, and thanked the G0dz he had a "strong to quite strong" portfolio. How's your portfolio looking?

Fortuna really likes to keep things fresh (look for her new line of feminine products at participating Piggly Wiggly's soon). The wheel gives us another new CGG offering this week, and it's called Quality over Quantity. Here's how it works. Pick a WR/TE/RB who you think will have THE MOST YARDS PER RECEPTION, whoever has the most YPC of the chosen playerz wins the pot (no minimum number of catches). The Pelican Brief is this week's Ow! My Balls! Award is The Pelican Brief. Grab a bag of ice and make a free pick (or two, with one costing money) Dirty Birdz! Because of the late time of the post, first come. first serve.

There were originally four Quality over Quantity memes in this post, but then...

STOCK MARKET: 

1-3  - Blue Chip
4-6  - Red Chip
7-9 - Penny Stock
10-14 - Junk Bonds

Here's a chart for the payouts. If a bluechip beats a bluechip, you make 5 extra Bankerbitez (plus getting your five bankerbitez investment back). If a Blue Chip team beats a Junk Bond team you get 2 extra Bankerbitez (plus getting your five Bankerbitez investment back). As always, the game of the week is only 2 Bankerbitez to play.

                    Blue Chip      Red Chip       Penny Stock        Junk Bond

Blue Chip            5                 4                      3                        2

Red Chip            10               5                       4                        3

Penny Stock        15                10                   5                        4

Junk Bond          20                15                   10                        5


So, that being said, this week's Matchupz are as follows, seeds are listed in parentheses, so 1-3 are the Blue Chip franchises, 4-6 are Red Chip, etc...:

Dijonnaise All Stars (6) vs BDT (10) - What is called spreading?
Trichs (4) vs SF Ferries (11) - Frisco's Playerz vs The Frisco Playa
AEthernauts (8) vs Phat Girlz (12) - Gravity starring Mo'Nique
Polk High Panthers (1) vs GrossmanSachs (9)  - 2011 Sweet Sixteen Rematch 
TakingTigerMountain (3) vs Tusken Raiders (2) - Hunting Luke Skywalker
**** GAME OF THE WEEK *****
Pelican Brief (5) vs NeckBloodz (7) - Past Meets Present Looper Bowl
PrimordialLifestylez (14) vs The Goslings (13) - The Much Needed Win Bowl

Make your picks before kickoff Thursday.