Stock Market Week 5

How high can a dirty bird fly? 

Here we go, Gents. Stock Market offerings for week 5. The fifth verse is pretty similar to the fourth. THE GAME OF THE WEEK PICK WILL ONLY COST YOU TWO BANKERBITEZ. If you get it right the payout is still the same (in this case you would make 5 Bankerbitez if you pick correctly). Because there will be more bets made on the game of the week pick, they will only pay .5 Bankerbitez (rounded down, obvs) per investment to the owners of the team. The investments were meant to help the bottom feeders, so I'd hate to reward the bluebloods just for having a good matchup.

1-3  - Blue Chip
4-6  - Red Chip
7-9 - Penny Stock
10-14 - Junk Bonds

Here's a chart for the payouts. If a bluechip beats a bluechip, you make 5 extra Bankerbitez (plus getting your five bankerbitez investment back). If a Blue Chip team beats a Junk Bond team you get 2 extra Bankerbitez (plus getting your five Bankerbitez investment back).

                    Blue Chip      Red Chip       Penny Stock        Junk Bond

Blue Chip            5                 4                      3                        2

Red Chip            10               5                       4                        3

Penny Stock        15                10                   5                        4

Junk Bond          20                15                   10                        5


So, that being said, this week's Matchupz are as follows, seeds are listed in parentheses, so 1-3 are the Blue Chip franchises, 4-6 are Red Chip, etc...:

Dijonnaise All Stars (9) vs Phat Girlz (7) 
TTM (1) vs SF Ferries (13)
AEthernauts (6) vs Pelican Brief (5) **** GAME OF THE WEEK *****
Polk High Panthers (2) vs The Goslings (11) 
HomeSpunNeckBloodz (3) vs Tusken Raiders (8)
GrossmanSachs (4) vs BuildingDwellingThinking (10) Half Court Bowl
Trichs (12) vs PrimordialLifestylez (14)

Make your picks before kickoff Thursday.