Mutiny of the Green Knight

TMZ uncovered a secret unsuccessful attempt aimed at destroying the league that took place over the past weekend.  Details of the incident are still spotty and sketchy, and neither the league officials nor the police are publicly commenting on the case. 

Commish and Shwartzy discussing anti-descrimination moments before the knighting ceremony

PSAS escaped crisis when an assassination attempt aimed at lives of more than half of the PSAS team owners was thwarted during the past weekend.  It's unclear if the attempt is related to the ongoing week 5 scoring scandal or any other beef that exist in the league.  PSAS officials are said to be collaborating with the Port Authority Police and the FBI in a guarded investigation.  Neither the commissioner's office nor the authorities have held any press conferences, which adds to speculations swarming the social media. 

King Don Carlos knighted Ryan Des Meaux of HSNB

The commissioner and representatives of six PSAS teams were attending the Knighting Ceremony of the owner of the HomeSpunNeckBloodz during the past weekend at Lyndhurst Castle.  King Don Carlos knighted Lord Ryan Des Meaux in an exuberant medieval ceremony in front of Colonel Mustard, Monique, General Far East, Commissioner El-Beni, and the Queen of Chico.  Several other high-officials including a member of the league's anti-discrimination/defamation committee were in attendance, while the TakingTigerMountain owner was scheduled to join the festivities later.  According to members who were at the weekend event, several issues regarding the present state of PSAS and the future outlook were discussed on the transportation to and from the ceremony, arranged by and originating from the HSNB organization's Brooklyn headquarter.  

The Holland Tunnel entrance in Jersey City was even more clogged following the assassination attempt

 According to several attending members, who all but one declined to be named in this report as the investigation is ongoing and the fear of retaliation is real, the attempt at the owners targeted this transportation "Party Bus" on the return trip.  As the bus approached the Holland tunnel in Jersey City, a gang of motorcyclists surrounded the bus, obstructing the way.  As the bus came to a halt, an assailant in a green-clad knight gear entered the bus and started swinging his sword.  Panic and confusion followed, and accounts of the following moments are spotty and conflicting.  It seems that someone, according to one source Lord Des Meaux himself and another the chairman of the anti-discrimination committee Nick Schwartz, stood in front of the Green Knight's oncoming sword-strike while someone else managed to open the emergency exit from within to get the members out of the bus.  No one seemed to have seen the assailant leave the bus and the scene. 

Monique is pissed

Phat Girlz owner Monique is the lone non-anonymous source sited by TMZ, and she was outspoken in her condemnation.  "Bitches better come to my face if they got issues with our fat asses, not launch missiles of chemical weapons at us.  Jeez, I'm about to bitch-slap whoever's responsible," Monique exclaimed.

The suspicious figure on the left

is not to be seen in this photo taken seconds later

It's unclear if anyone was hurt from the incident.  Lack of information is adding fuel to the rumors storming the social media.  Despite tight lips among league officials and the law enforcement, speculative theories suggesting involvement of several PSAS franchises are floating around twitter, facebook and LINE.  One PSAS follower tweeted Tuesday "@GeneralFarEast, move to Jersey City proved useful until you didnt get it done #TrixPullingMoreHair", implying Trichotillomsniacs' recent move of its b345tern outpost to Journal Square, minuets away from the Holland Tunnel entrance,  and hence the Far East organization to be somehow involved in the incident.  Another theory put the blame on HSNB as the host of the weekend and the arranger of transportation.  A video footage shot during the weekend was discovered in which Des Meaux is mattering something about an assassination.  Yet another theory suspected TTM for avoiding the "Party Bus" all together, implying the Mountain Men knew about the plot all along.  The weekend absentees weren't spared, as rumors pointed at Nick Schwartz being a secret New York agent of a non-NY/NJ based franchise, namely Polk High Panthers and curiously silent Pr1m0rd14lLyfestylez.  Even Monique took her beef with Colonel Mustard to tweeter "@ShadowEmperess: Chin Chong Chuan, nice try bitch."