Exiled Reserve Chairman Hermodorus Discovers Energy Vortex

Hermodorus discovers an energy vortex

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In his odyssey in the barbarous hinterlands, former PSAS reserve chairman Hermodorus has reportedly discovered a geo-local time space anomaly, which he has referred to as " [an] energy vortex".  Classicists have long believed that the location of Apollo's oracles at Delphi and Cumae are descriptions of  spaces of abnormal high energy behavior - or to use the be-sandled terminology of native Californians chakras on the earth's crust.  These special nodes are believed to "breathe" or alternately vacuum and expel energy warping human perception of space time and allowing for prophetic visions and insights. As the oracle received this vision she was "inspired" or literally inhaled the presence of the god.

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Precisely what the former chairman saw in these visions is not to our knowing, but FSB dream analysts believe he may have accessed an astral plane point of the sunken Pacific continent of Lemuria.  The discovery of beached oarfish seemed to confirm that Hermodorus' anomaly was somehow related to the vastness of the Pacific ocean.  Known around the Pacific rim as messengers of the godz sea palace, these deep ocean dwellers often portend disastrous consequences, earthquakes, volcanoes, lisfranc injuries.  What these dire portents hold for the future of the PSAS remains to be seen, does the former chairman have the power to pull away from the vortex, even harness b34stly knowledge from its depths?  Or will he be pureed like potatoes in the primordial vichyssoise?

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