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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

BREAKING: Grossman Sachs revealed as Dangerous Anarcho-Transhumanist, Seeks to Genetically Re-Engineer League


A world full of happiness is not beyond human power to create: the obstacles imposed by inanimate nature are not insuperable. The real obstacles lie in the heart of man.

Bertrand Russell

Dream not that men will move their little finger to serve you, unless their advantage in so doing be obvious to them. Men never did so, and never will, while human nature is made of its present materials.

Jeremy Bentham

Reason can master our genes. Peter Singer


So long as human beings stay human, death and life are the same thing.

George Orwell

Dying here is strictly forbiddenGrossman Sachs

Do you see a similarity between all these thinkers? If not, I urge you to pay close attention because a new spectre of danger now looms over the league and threatens to destroy it from within. The most dangerous of all ideas has now gained a foothold in the League and it will stop at nothing until total destruction of the pre-Socratic ideals we hold so pure. Reports are circulating within the Kremlin that the PSAS’s own Grossman Sachs has been revealed as an anarcho-transhumanists: the ultimate synthesis of evil.

Anarcho-transhumanism is an adaptation of anarchist ideals (anti-hierarchy, anti-repression, anti-restriction) to the tenets of the Transhumanist movement in cultural, intellectual and political spheres.

It seeks for the liberation of humanity from repression and restrictions through the technological and scientific enhancement of humanity and human actions.

Political Freedom: Against the tyranny of government.

Economic Freedom: Against the tyranny of capitalism.

Biological Freedom: Against the tyranny of genes.

This extremely insidious idea envisions a future ruled by a single dictator, a god . . . the Big Bank. Just as the Communists were controlled by Goldman Sachs and the Nazis by George Bush’s grandfather, so too will the ascending transhumanists be controlled by the financial powers. If they have their way, the PSAS will be ruled by Grossman Sachs.

There will be no government tyranny because there will be no government, only the Big Bank. There will be no capitalism because the Big Bank will own all the money. There will be no tyranny of genes, because Grossman Sachs will re-engineer you – You, the lowly neo-feudal serf - to play fantasy football the way Grossman Sachs wants you to. This is deadly serious.

The most striking feature of this technological revolution are social robots, machines with artificial intelligence, and with which we will have emotional and even intimate interactions. A robot might be a more effective fantasy participant and a better person than the humans we actually have in our League. 'Just as you can see dog owners talking to their pets today, soon we will be talking to robots and watching NFL RedZone with them’ says Professor López Peláez.

One of the more disconcerting predictions is “the insertion of robots into our bodies, such as intelligent implants in the brain, which will supposedly improve our rational thought when making sit/start decisions.

If this seems a little too sci-fi, consider the following mundane advances in 2008 alone: various robots that can not only vacuum a room (Roomba), but cook food, greet a person at the door, fetch things, or just listen if you are lonely; pets (hamsters, dogs, lions, tigers, and various bears – oh my!), plants, dolls that show emotion depending on how they are treated, fish, robots designed to help teach autistic persons and more.

The technological revolution that will re-shape humanity and our world is well underway. A cacophony of crises, both real and manufactured, are being heralded as birth pangs of a new fantasy order. Some analysts say that we can no more fathom the political, technological, and social world that will emerge as "…chimpanzees in the forest can comprehend what goes on among humans in a nearby village."

The larger question of whether this ability will lead to a League of “two very separate classes of fantasy teams: those who can afford genetic enhancements for improved fantasy performance and those who cannot is not an empty one.

The elite fantasy football organizations already have a quality of life far beyond us mere mortals, but they have worked studiously on their multi-generational plan to create a neo-feudalist society by way of savvy drafting and free agent acquisitions. They are obsessed with the scientific outlook, genetics, are very careful to keep their genetic lines “pure” from the rest of us rabble and fund much of the genetics research with their FAAB budgets. Transhumanism is appealing to them because it has the potential to not only make them smarter, healthier and more dominant fantasy players, but with genetic engineering to make them more even more beautiful, too.

It seems as if we are being genetically engineered by Grossman Sachs, so to speak, without our knowledge or consent. After all, "Dying here is strictly prohibited" as Grossman Sachs gleefully taunts us with. An unhealthy and ‘dim-witted’ fantasy football league is much easier to enslave and control, which is part of the elite’s plan for their New PSAS Order. While we cannot affect the technological and robotic advancements we must choose not to let the “genetic evolution” prediction occur, but it will take a concerted effort and determination. Our freedom, health, and genetic integrity of the League are at stake.

2 comments:

  1. Just to throw another link on top of your pile of sinister advances in "social robot" technology, They have also introduced Their robotic seals into nursing homes to care for the elderly:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/05/science/05robot.html

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  2. Grossman-Sachs has no response to these baseless accusations. We've pointed our particle supercolliding death ray squarely at the Black Helicopters of "The Little World", and don't worry, the helicopter will survive, but the genetically impure human inside will be vaporized, as in accordance with the master plan.

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