Radical Leftists Seizing Control Over PSAS Policy In Slow-Motion Coup

LOWER EAST SIDE, NY —

When El Mundo was forced to resign and into hiding last week, most of the league remained blissfully unaware of the dark undercurrents which forced the move. In truth, the move was the culmination of a long-fermenting, well-aged slow motion coup to rid the League of El Mundo in favor of a radical leftist postmodern agenda. Events of the past few days indicate that the BldgDw3ll1ngTh1nk1ng faction of lunatic El Mundo Pequeno haterz have now won the upper hand inside the secret councils of the Anglo-American Pre-Socratic Reserve finance oligarchy, displacing the hitherto dominant EMP-conservative faction. Although EMP and his cronies still occupy a dwindling league influence, the policies that are being carried out are coming from the BldgDw3ll1ngTh1nk1ng left CIA disinfo machine. BldgDw3ll1ngTh1nk1ng has returned to league prominence in recent weeks due to his role as top establishment controller for the Thanatoids Administration. But BldgDw3ll1ngTh1nk1ng is not waiting for the outcome of next year’s ballot initiatives of keeper league settings and PSAS basketball to take over key parts of the Pre-Socratic All-Starz. BldgDw3ll1ngTh1nk1ng and his left CIA, Greenwich Village-based allies – the San Francisco Ferries, Vickskennel.com, and JGPB - are already moving to assert their strategy, even as the old-guard conservatives and their characteristic obsessions with winning are moved to the back burner.
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BldgDw3ll1ngTh1nk1ng as a youth in Dallas, Tx.

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By now, it should be apparent how the Thanatoids Administration operates. The policies are not that different from El Mundo, but they are carried out under left cover – a smokescreen of vaguely progressive rhetoric which turns out to be a tissue of lies, eg. A supposed free election to determine rule changes for next year (already emitting the foul odor of corruption given that there are more votes cast than league members) and a suspicious “open” invitation to all owners to participate in the governing process (“As Magister Populi I would appreciate an open dialogue with all the people - please feel free to speak your mind openly”). This is what is interesting about the Thanatoid’s biography, that he has these lost years and the lost years where nobody knows anything about what he was doing, we're not even sure where he was. He was a Junior and a Senior at Davidson University, actually Davidson College in uptown Charlotte, or the town of Davidson in North Carolina. He had started his career at a very expensive private school in Dallas, Texas, the Episcopal School, with BldgDw3ll1ngTh1nk1ng. If you go back to 2001, 2002 you will see that they were already sort of looking ahead to Year 3 of the PSAS, not coincidentally during the time when El Mundo Pequeno was engaged in secret negotiations in Germany with fantasy futbol officials cunning enough to avoid prosecution in Nuremberg. In other words BldgDw3ll1ngTh1nk1ng believed that there's gonna be a crisis of ungovernability based on certain owners not setting line-ups, irresponsibly throwing their cash reserves away, or the opposite, hoarding their cash, all creating a liquidity crisis, what he called the ‘creedal passion period'. PSAS Political upsurge and economic breakdown perhaps. All of this starting around 2010, which is now where we are, we have reached that point.

Fantasy Futbol officials on trial for inflationary scoring system and rigging keeper league procedures to the point where the team that owned Franz Beckenbauer was virtually assured of winning
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The Thanatoids is an intrinsically weak Commissioner, who might well be defeated by another owner in a normal election, especially given the overwhelming suspicion about The Thanatoids among Latino, Asian, and Catholic PSAS owners. The motivation of the Pelicans smear campaign against El Mundo Pequeno by his former admirers and backers is to eliminate any serious contenders who might hinder the new Messiah between now and next season. Much of the smear campaign centers around El Mundo’s employment of maligned quarterback, Ben Roethlisberger, derided by the left as Ben “Rapistburger”, even though the QB was never charged with a crime by the district attorney. The smear campaign has succeeded given El Mundo’s recent resignation, applauded roundly by League owners and critics. This process also recalls the 1988 elimination of top Democratic contender Gary Hart through an analogous sex scandal. Hart’s prospective opponent was Bush the Elder, another intrinsically weak candidate favored by the CIA who needed police state assistance to make it to the White House. Gary Hart was knocked out of contention by a scandal involving Donna Rice, with whom Hart had been embroiled with the help of underworld figure Don Aronow, an ally of the Bush family.

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Brought down by the same subversive forces that felled Eliot Spitzer, the demise of the former Sherriff of the PSAS began with the signing of Big Ben Roethlisberger.
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The dynasty we need to worry about at this point is neither El Mundo Pequeno’s nor the other former champion, the Trichotillomanic’s. The main concern today is an extension of the BldgDw3ll1ngTh1nk1ng dynasty. The PSAS Reserve banking establishment is determined to remove all obstacles that might impede the March of BldgDw3ll1ngTh1nk1ng’s puppet, The Thanatoids, to the League’s White House, i.e. the role of Commissioner for next year and beyond. Given the ongoing breakdown crisis of the PSAS currency systems, a BldgDw3ll1ngTh1nk1ng administration would pose the threat of thermonuclear war in an infinitely more acute form than in Year 1 or 2 of the PSAS. After a few months of BldgDw3ll1ngTh1nk1ng running the show, the era of El Mundo Pequeno and the old-guard conservatives might begin to look like the good old days.

For most PSAS owners, however, there appears to be no need to seek such knowledge as they stare mesmerized into the waiver wire. The League is so asleep although awake that BldgDw3ll1ngTh1nk1ng openly mocks their ignorance by referring to himself as Hermodoros, all while meticulously planning the League’s demise under cloak of darkness. If the League was aware that they were one push of a button away from their own demise, perhaps then they would rise up and defend the League’s laws as a city does its walls. But alas, the plan already seems set in motion with no opposition in sight.

It is still possible to avoid this nightmare by timely action.