1. Phat Girls (LW -1) The Sith finally put the Girls on a diet this week, ending their 6 week run of fantasy dominance. The Girls suffered an injury to TE Zack Miller, and MJD was the only one titrating on all cylinders. PG remain in command of the Ephesian and tied for the league's best record. No reason to panic here.
Next Week - Vicks - The snake-bit dogs have dropped three straight, with Roddy White back this should be an ideal rebound for the Girls to get back into diva shape.
2. BDTh1nk1ng (LW-2) - Romo who? BDT stepped up and took control of the Milesian this week with a win that ties them for the best record in the league. Fitzpatrick looked passable at
QB, but questions at the TE position will have to be answered before playoff time. This wasn't a thundering performance, but like much of their season, it's well-timed. Zeus' thunderbolt stays with the longest winning streak at 5.
Next Week- Thanatoids - BDT has a real chance to put some distance between themselves and 2nd place Pelicans who'll be mired in a shootout with the red-hot Sith crew.
3. El Mundo Pequeno (LW-3) - EMP picked up a big win in thrilling 
fashion on Monday night in last week's MATCH UP OF THE WEEK, largely on the shoulders of the titanic titrations of Arian Foster. We can't overstate how huge it is to have a back that can put up 20. EMP is lean mean and ready for some redemption. There's an armada of heroes here but there's no telling what cunning they may have to resort to to sack the City of Playoffs this year. Offerings to Pallas-Athena loom over the rest of the league.
fashion on Monday night in last week's MATCH UP OF THE WEEK, largely on the shoulders of the titanic titrations of Arian Foster. We can't overstate how huge it is to have a back that can put up 20. EMP is lean mean and ready for some redemption. There's an armada of heroes here but there's no telling what cunning they may have to resort to to sack the City of Playoffs this year. Offerings to Pallas-Athena loom over the rest of the league.Next Week - Trichs - In a rematch of the 2009 finals where an elemental Psychdog put up153, we'll see their new incarnations battle it out. Expect EMP to be back at full strength and back up over 100.
4. JGPB - (LW 5) The Mystery Pelicans messed with Arian Foster and got the horns Monday night. Still, they outplayed EMP on several fronts, and but for the near complete absence of a 2nd WR and flex, they could have walked out winners. Emilio Estevez issues you an inspiring speech about water fowl and team work. Flying V !!!Next Week - Sith - If the Pelicans are going to stay in the top flight, they're going to have to grit out a win against Revenge, possibly without Rogers at the helm.
5. Grossman Sachs - (LW-8) The Sachs lucked out in a squeaker against Ferries this week, amid allegations that eponymous Rex Grossman may have been released from captivity to secure extra points for the Lions defense. Sexy Rexy goes to those able to play hot potato with bad luck.
Next Week - Skins - MATCH UP OF THE WEEK - The Skins are playing an unlikely hot hand, and the Sachs may have more work to do to create more Grossman shenanigans this week.
6. Trichs (LW- 4) - The seemingly rudderless Trichs were the 2nd straight victim to the league's favorite underdog, the Skins All the Way. Having dropped two out of three, the Hair Pullers are down to .500. That's the bad news -- the good news is, that the Ephesian is still wide open for the taking.
5. Grossman Sachs - (LW-8) The Sachs lucked out in a squeaker against Ferries this week, amid allegations that eponymous Rex Grossman may have been released from captivity to secure extra points for the Lions defense. Sexy Rexy goes to those able to play hot potato with bad luck.
Next Week - Skins - MATCH UP OF THE WEEK - The Skins are playing an unlikely hot hand, and the Sachs may have more work to do to create more Grossman shenanigans this week.
6. Trichs (LW- 4) - The seemingly rudderless Trichs were the 2nd straight victim to the league's favorite underdog, the Skins All the Way. Having dropped two out of three, the Hair Pullers are down to .500. That's the bad news -- the good news is, that the Ephesian is still wide open for the taking.Next Week - EMP - the Trichs have a chance to expunge some ill-will from last year in a rematch of the championship. Disney's Tangled pins its box office behind the hairy ones.
7. Revenge of the Sith (LW-9) - Revenge has powered their way to two staight quality wins with big offense with two straight weeks of +99 pt performance. One more win, and we could be talking about the Division Leader Sith, and not simply the Surging Darkside. Sith Lord Benedict finds your lack of faith disturbing.
Next Week - JGPG - The Pelicans are likely to be hungry after letting their chances slip by last week against EMP. Expect a close-run match.
8. Ferrie
s - (LW 7) - Constant heartbreak for the Frisco kids with another near-miss against Grossman. They've been so close, so many times, one is tempted to think they're being tested by the gods. 4 out of 8 of the Ferries games have been decided by less than 4 points. With margins like that they're still missing only the smallest of pieces.
Next Week - Nauts - This is a must have for both squads if they want to entertain any playoff hopes. Time to beard up!
s - (LW 7) - Constant heartbreak for the Frisco kids with another near-miss against Grossman. They've been so close, so many times, one is tempted to think they're being tested by the gods. 4 out of 8 of the Ferries games have been decided by less than 4 points. With margins like that they're still missing only the smallest of pieces.Next Week - Nauts - This is a must have for both squads if they want to entertain any playoff hopes. Time to beard up!
9. Vicks Kennel - (LW-6) - The Kennel Klub is in some kind of funk, dropping three straight and falling to .500. Early on the Ephesian looked like it was going to be a race, but now, it appears to be a race to the middle, with the bottom surging up and the roof caving in. Caesar Milan says you need to project a calm assertive energy...
Next Week - Phat Girls - If this falling sensation is just a nightmare, then Vicks better wake up quick, because you know what they say happens if you hit the ground in your dream...
T. 10. International Necronauts (LW-10) The Nauts blasted the 'Toids in the battle of the Dead this week. Big numbers from Calvin Johnson could be addictive, especially if Stafford buys into all the media hype swirling around him. The 'Nauts are showing signs of life, but need to cook up something big for next week.
Next Week - Ferries - One of these squads is going to walk out a contender and one is going to 
finish out the season a spoiler. Can the Dead-ites marshall some international flavors? Did the Ferries leave their hearts in San Francisco? Which one reigns supreme? Chairman Kaga challenges you to titrate new flavors in Kitchen Stadium.
T. 10. Skins (LW-12) The Skins kept on the warpath last week with a second straight scalping, this time of last year's runners up the Trichs. Whatever the Skins are doing they've got to keep doing it, in the mediocre Ephesian, every game has the potential to shift the ranks.
Next Week - Grossman - MATCH UP OF THE WEEK - The Skins would do well not to accept any blankets from the Bankers this week, or indeed anything Grossman has touched. Look for McCoy to loom large against a poor Indy run defense.
12. Thanatoids (LW-10) - Whom the gods would destroy they first drive mad. Harassed by injuries, thumping defeats and poor play among its stars, it's been a maddening season for the Doomed Ones. The poor 'Toids have been used as a chew toy by nearly the entire league now. While they're certain to be in the consolation tournament at this point, there's still lots to play for with possible spoiler games with the last two weeks against likely play-off contenders. The Erinýes pursue those damned by the Fates.
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